Tankard - Space Beer lyrics

Read in the morning paper

They're shooting up another satellite

Experiment on the final frontier

To create the ultimate beer

Precious yeast spinning in orbit

Unrestrained gravity fades

Nobody knows what this brew will be

A magic potion? Chemistry?

Everybody loves the new beer

So good you want to drink it day in night

It's better that and Pils, any Ex

Makes you feel like really good sex

If you're sick, don't fear the doctor

'Cos he has wonderful news:

a case of Beer will replace the pills

A drink of healing cures your ills

A new idea - great innovation

Future beer - it's a sensation

Chuck it down, tap another barrel

Magic potion out of space

Chuck it down, it's a drinker's heaven

Live it up and drink this beer

Space beer! Space beer!

Space beer - this is what I like

Space beer - it tastes alright

If you stick to drinking Space beer

Hangovers - headaches will be in the past

The Sci-Fi-booze makes you healthy and wise

Your dick and brain will grow in size

If you're bald, it'll make your hair grow

If you're not, drink it for fun

Your liver wants more and more of it

It keeps your stomach strong and fit

We love it - a beermaniac Utopia

We want it - oktobertest comucopia

Future beer is so fantastic

There is no end to what this stuff can do

It multiplied - it's no trick of the light

Empty bottles fill overnight

It's the best nothing can match it

Number one - galaxy wide

The aliens from all over space

Will come to earth to get a taste

A new idea - great innovation

Future beer - it's a sensation