Tankard - Need Money For Beer lyrics

I was born in beer, my object of lust

But got no money, still drink I must

I search my pockets, and what do I find

Useless cleenex to wipe my behind

I need a Goddamn brew

That's why I've come to you

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

So pious and gracious

Intention isn't very clear

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer

You've got the cash, so give it to me

Dig you in your Wallet and set me free

Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass

I'll ball your girlfriend and cum with class

I need a Goddamn brew

That's why I've come to you

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

So pious and gracious

Intention isn't very clear

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer

I was born in beer, my object of lust

But got no money, still drink I must

I search my pockets, and what do I find

Useless cleenex to wipe my behind

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

So pious and gracious

Intention isn't very clear

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer