Tankard - Farewell To A Slut lyrics

Coming home 6 a.m. had a night of excess

When she opened the door I puked on her dress

She says that I'm lazy - a cooser and fool

A longhaired drunkard, no good at all

She wants me to work but work makes me sick

All that I want is a cunt for my prick

You damned whore - I'm sick at all your shit

You damned whore - I'll bury you in a pit

Hell what should it do with such a bum slut

Too stupid at love, to ugly to fuck

Hiding and scolding boring all night

The longer it lasts the worse it becomes

You damned whore - I'm sick at all your shit

You damned whore - I'll bury you in a pit

She screams and complains drives me crazy all day

If she says one more word I'll blow her away

I'll cut her to pieces I'll beat her with chains

I'll dip her in acid till nothing remains

Now I'm free here in jail getting drunk on my beers

Fuckin' wardens all day for the next 20 years