Tally Hall - Welcome To Tally Hall lyrics
Can I get a “T” (t)
And if you hit me with the a-l-l-y
Then you'd see why
The hall is here for y'all
The mini-mall is calling us all in.
So kids
Pack up your mom's car
Back up the Windstar
Kick it in drive and arrive
At the mega mart
Slide the side hatch with pride cause your ties match
On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch
W.W.T.H.D.?
We like to kick it at the university
But all work and no play makes us crazy
So we jump in the bumping S.U.V.
Hit the street get the sweet tunes on
Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
And sooner than you know
You've found the rock'n'roll show,
At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone
CHORUS:
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
Who's to blame
The automated players
I proclaim
Yellow tie the suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
Red, the proud loud guy we adore
Is my amp to high?
No, turn it up more
So Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hear
He's knocking down the shots like Bill Lambeer
Send home the locksmith: Green's got keys
To unlock the rock in the act, if you please
Now open the case
Give Blue the bass
And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place
CHORUS x2
Can I get a click
Flick off the switch
And we'll ignite the night in pitch
Singing songs you like to hear
And the world will disappear
Then we'll be glowing in the dark
Lighting up the park
Revealing that the hall is the place that aims to please
With unpredictable games and antiquities
They're collectibles so delectable
The unreliable style's undetectable
Like I might rap like an English chap
Take you by the knickers and I'll bum your slap
You didn't think we had the gall
Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall
We're stereosonic
We're animatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic Ebonics
we're a quick distraction
a mechanic attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
ROCK
Hay ho don't you know
It's a good old-fashioned puppet show.
That's right quite the set
We're the marionette quintet
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
CHORUS
We think we're playing in a band,
But we'd love to give you all a hand
