Sudden Death - Psycho Slut From Hell lyrics

The girl has got a hole kinda like the Grand Canyon

No there ain't a jimmy that the jenny would abandon

Doesn't matter, short, fat, thin, wide

Jumps up, spreads her legs, down, boom, what a ride

Got a second pair of lips that flap in the breeze

She can stretch 'em from her hips on down to her knees

There's a hole in the middle of her panty hose

And she found a new use for a garden hose

Don't try to satisfy if you go to ram her

Unless you can compete with her new jackhammer

I see her all around and her round behind

Is always bouncin' up and down on anything she can find

Any surface will do, no need for a bed

Enough yeast infections to bake a loaf of bread

Hell hath no fury like her doggy style

Ever since she was a child she's been gettin' buck-wild

"Would you, could you, on a plane?

Would you, could you, on a train?

Would you, could you, on a boat?

Would you, could you, with a goat?".

It's possible the girl is finally going to be happy

I think she found a guy that can satisfy the nappy

Her son will be proud to learn his father was valiant

But I bet he'll be upset when he learns he was a stallion

Makes men out of boys, dogs, bananas and tadpoles

Straddles fire hydrants and occasionally flagpoles

Turns on when you abuse yourself

If you wanna get lucky introduce yourself

At the petting zoo she finds a lot more to do

More up and down movements than a kangaroo

Under rhinos and elephants, living or dead

Gave an ostrich a new place to bury his head

Fantasizing about the force of Yoda

While sittin' on a two-liter bottle of soda

Spreads her legs and kills people with the smell

She's a bona fide, certified, psycho slut from hell

After years of abuse anything is gonna fit

The nappy dugout has turned into a bottomless pit

Once she's in place a crane can't move her

She rams like a truck and sucks like a Hoover

Goin' at it strong since the age of nine

Now she goes through men like an assembly line

Homeboy's done and then, thank you, come again

Back in ten minutes cause they're gonna have fun again

Maine, California, everywhere between

Been nicknamed the All American Scream Machine

Those with back and heart trouble shouldn't ride

Make sure your lap bars are secured and tight

She's lookin' to get married to a guy who can thrill her

You know, someone who can rock like Godzilla

This week's contestants have lined up behind her

If you're lookin' for the girl you just might find her

On Will, on Jack, on Dave, on Kevin

On Eric, on Joseph, maybe even on Steve

On Peter, on Scott, on John, on Tony

On Todd, on Ken, and would you believe

On Mark, on Jerry, on Jim, on Mike

On Jeff, on Larry with a dog in there with 'em

On Jack, on Marvin, on Allan, on Dan

On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen