Sudden Death - Necrophilia lyrics

Living in the dead zone, my foreplay

Takes place in the land where cadavers decay

Every Friday night I go out to the necropolis

And take my situation to the max and get on top of it

People think I'm sick and I never deny it

I just tell the people not to knock it till they try it

But nobody understands, they think I'm sick in the head

Just because I am obsessed with making love to the dead

I'm a necrophiliac

I'm in love with the dead, no I'm not smokin' crack

My wife dropped dead just a couple years back

"'Til death do us part" is a load of horse crap

Take it from me 'cause we're still in love

Got an everlasting blessing from the Man up above

My wife is the best, she makes me feel dizzy

Me and the corpse are gonna get busy

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Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am

Those underground are the best in the land

Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am

If the dead can't do it, no one can

Dead things rule, I mean nothing goes wrong

Man I never hear complaints about how big or how long

Many people think it's sick just because the body's cold

But I love bein' the one in total control

She never talks back, she doesn't even say no

She doesn't care if I'm diggin' her up fast or slow

And girls if you're looking for the man of your dreams

You can dig him up anywhere and I guarantee

That he'll be hard, but now back to me

The thing I like about it is so easy to see

I can go anywhere and I'll always have a date

She's all I ever wanted and she never comes late

Birth control, don't need none of those things

Dead things can't reproduce more dead things

Bones and rotting skin are nice to the touch

And the worms and the maggots don't mind too much

Cadavers look cool when they're dressed up in charms

Just as long as she doesn't fall apart in my arms

If you can't see it my way, don't give me flack

Carcasses are sexy when they're flat on their back

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