Sublime - Smoke Two Joints lyrics

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joint at night

I smoke two joint in the afternoon

It makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me

Son, you'll be hard workin' man

And momma she once told me

Son, you do the best you can

Then one day I met a man

He came to me and said

Hard work good and hard work fine

but first take care of head