Stompin Tom Connors - The Ketchup Song lyrics

There was a guy from PEI they used to call potatoe

He met this young Leamington, Ontario tomatoe

But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy

So he said lets get wed, there's no sense being fussy

Big size french fries how they love tomatoes

So dress them up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatoes, Ketchup loves potatoes

Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday

Saturday they said ok we'll cut the cake on Sunday

But sunday came and what a shame

they had no one to fetch it

Without a cake they just sat and ate potatoe chips and ketchup

Big size french fries how they love tomatoes

So dress them up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatoes, Ketchup loves potatoes

And so this guy form PEI they used to call potatoe

He's got two boys and a little girl, two spuds and one tomatoe

They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry

The bottle drips all over the chips way down in Ketchup country

Big size french fries how they love tomatoes

So dress them up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatoes, Ketchup loves potatoes