Stephen Lynch - You Caught Me Spankin It lyrics

I came down to the breakfast table

Felt like I could cry

I tried so hard but wasn't able

To Look you in the eye

For I am feeling so ashamed

Yes I have brought disgrace

I can tell i've soiled my good name, by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

No use denyin' it well i was really crankin it

it wasn't my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad

if you could just forgive me

and talk to me dad

talk to me dad.

No I didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door

with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor

now burnt into your brain is an image you depise

like blood and guts and starvin' kids and stevie wonders eyes

well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

no use denyin' it i was really crankin it

well dry your eyes and dont be so sad

but i wouldnt use those tissues theyve already been had

talk to me dad

Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish

So I said, could you close the door i really wanna finish

now the daddy im ashamed and id completley understand if you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

no use denyin' it well i was really crankin it

well please calm down and dont get mad

now just because it was your bed its not that bad

its not that bad

not that bad

talk to me dad

Woo

when I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty

But you cannot tell me dad you have never had a whack at the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

well it seems last night, you caught me spankin it

no use denyin it was really crankin it

Now dry your eyes and don't be sad, but i wouldnt use those tissues they've already been just because it was your bed its not that Rascals in (some place) tomarrow night and ocean township on friday oh yeaah

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