Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Ugly Baby guitar tab

Artist: Stpehen Lynch

Song: Ugly Baby

Tabbed by: Rick

AIM: rickrack97

Chords:

A (x02220) F#m (244222)

Asus4 (x02230)

Bm (x24432)

E (022100)

D (xx0232)

This song is awsome. He opened with it when I saw him in boston the other night.

You need a capo on the first fret.

Intro: A, Asus4

Verse 1:

Bm E A

My lady give birth today

Bm E A

I run to her room right away

Bm E F#m D

She smiles with glee, and hands her to me

D E

I look at my newborn and say

Chorus:

A Bm E

Damn thats an ugly baby

A Bm E

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Bm E F#m D

I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned

D E A

Cause damn that's an ugly baby

Intro

Verse 2: Same as verse 1

This is just what I feared

Her head is mishapen and wierd

She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big

But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Chorus:

Damn thats an ugly baby

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in

Cause damn thats and ugly baby

Bridge:

Bm

And when she smiles I find

A E

Shame McGallen comes to mind

Bm

It makes me want to cry

A E

When I look into her good eye

Bm

I always wanted kids

A E

Is it wrong to hope for SIDS

Bm

The doctor calles me in

A E (hold)

Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Chorus:

Damn that's a good lookin baby

One for two on the good lookin babys

Now I start to weep, this one we can keep

Cause that was an ugly baby

Ending: Play like the chorus

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye

And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh

The thought of changing her diaper each day

Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way

I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

Chorus

Thats it. Later.

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