Stephen Lynch - Love Song If I Had A guitar tab

This is a new song by lynch and it's hilarious. I'm not sure of the actual

name of a few chords, so be sure to scroll down to the bottom to see what

I'm referring to in the intro. I do comedy songs too, check out www.vincecarone.com

Capo on the 4th Fret

Intro: C/G-C/G2, C(pick) D(pick)

C G C G

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for 2

C G Am D

And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you

C G C G

If I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee

C G Am D

And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be

C G C G

But I don't have a hammer and I don't have a ship

C G Am D

So I can't build your house and we can't take a trip

C G C G

And I'll never be a poet or have the painter's grace

C G Am D

So I'll never write your verse or immortalize your face

And also, I have herpes!

C/G-320010

C/G2-320000

C-032010

D-XX0232

G-320003

Am-X0221X