Stephen Lynch - Kill A Kitten guitar tab

Heres is the verse part. Just listen to the song to get the rythem

E C G D

e|-0-0-3-3-

b|-0-1-3-2-

g|-1-0-0-3-

d|-2-2-0-0-

a|-2-3-2---

E|-0-0-3---

The slow part after each 2nd verse is E - C - E - G then repeat as long as it lasts. Enjoy!

when the game of life

make you fell like quitin

it helps a lot

if you kill a kitten

mark my words cause from

where i'm sittin

you cant go wrong

if you kill a kitten

theres no crime

that you'll be commitin

i know the law

you can kill a kitten

and if you need yarn

for that scarf youre nittin

you'll get plenty

when you kill a kitten

even terpintine

or break its spine

crush it w/ your shoe

as long as you

kill a kitten

if the one you love

isnt quite as fitting

she'll like you better

if you kill a kitten

approach the bible cause thats

where its written

if ye lovith jesus

you must kill a kitten

flush him down the can

hit him with your hand

drown him in a lake

bake a kitty cake

throw him at a train

make him snort cocain

stick some tnt

up his boo-ty

do what you must do

as long as you

kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy

and if it makes you feel queezy

grab a pitchfork from the shed

and kill a puppy dog instead

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drown a kitten

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