Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay guitar tab
Song: Gay
Written by: Stephen Lynch
Tabbed by: Andr? (mr_mathers_81@hotmail.com)
This is the CORRECT VERSION as played on Comedy Central Live.
I have corrected the chords and lyrics from the other posted version here.
Listen to the song for strumming pattern.
Intro: D Dsus2 D Em9 (x4)
Verse one:
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Here we are, dear old friend
Bm Bm/A G A
You and I, drunk again.
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Laughs have been had, tears have been shed.
Bm Bm/A G A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.
Chorus one:
D A Bm G
But if I were gay I would give you my heart.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay we would swim in romance.
A G A
But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my
D Dsus2 D Em9 (x2)
pants.
Verse two:
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
It's not that I dont care, I do.
Bm Bm/A G A
I just dont see myself in you.
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Another time another scene
Bm B/A G A
I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:)
Chorus two:
D A Bm G
Cause if I were gay i would give you my soul.
D A B G
And if i were gay I would give you my whole being.
D A B G
And if i were gay we would tear down the walls.
A G A
But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my..
D Dsus2 D Em9 (x2)
hand.
Outro:
D Dsus2 D Em9
We've never hugged... weve never kissed.
D Dsus2 D Em9
I've never been intimate with your fist.
D Dsus2 D Em9
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2 D Em9
Get over here and drop your..
D Dsus2 D Em9 (x4)
drawers.
End on D
Chords used:
A......x02220
Bm.....x24432
Bm/A...x04432
D......xx0232
Dmaj...200232
D/Bm...x20232
D/C#...x40232
Dsus2..xx0230
Em9....xx0032
G......320033
