Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Half A Man guitar tab

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Half a Man - Stephen Lynch

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Chord file written by David Reichert

davemann@home.com

Capo on 3rd fret.

4/4 time

/ - denotes downstrum 1/8 note

\ - denotes upstrum 1/8 note

space would be quarter rest more or less

Chords Used: E C G and D

Intro, Verse, and first part of chorus:

Free and easy feel strumming with stacatto like strokes

E G D

/// \\ / /\/\ /// \\ / /\/\

(repeat twice)

E G

/// \\ / /\/\ /// \\ / /\/\

D C

//////// ////// then two quick taps or pause

Second part of Chorus

Where he sings "Half a man... yeah I'm half a man..."

all it is is just D, C, and E

Form D Form C Form E

E-----2-------0-------0------------

B-----3-------1-------0------------

G---2---2-----0-------1------------

D-0---------2---2-----2------------

A---------3---------2--------------

E-----------------0----------------

Verse 1:

E G D E

All my days, I live with my disgrace

G D E

I'm afraid to show my face

G D C

Or at least take off my underwear...

see i was born, like a half-way neutered pet

I don't have a matching set

It's a part of me that, just ain't there

please don't stare...

Chorus 1:

well I'm a gamblin man without two dice

I'm like uncle ben with only one grain of rice

oh to have two testes would be so nice

D C E

But im half a man...

yeah im half a man...

Verse 2:

Wanna die, and all just call it quits

I can't find a cup that fits

and at baseball games, i feel so dumb

when i hear, ball one..

Oh my god, how could you have been so cruel

To give me one family jewel

And the one that's there must.. feel so sad..

He's a lonely nad

Chorus 2:

Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg

I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg

Oh I want another teste do I have to beg.. or be

Half a man...

yeah im half a man...

End Verse/chorus: (same chords as chorus)

Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum

and I'm a siskel and Ebert with just one thumb..

and I'm a yo ho ho, with no bottle of rum.. I'm just

Half a man..

yeah I'm, half a man..

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