Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Gerbil Song guitar tab

A G D C

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo

A G D C

If Richard Gear can do it I can too

A G D C

I get undressed, I start to lube

A G D C

I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Bbm Am

Wondering just how he’ll feel

Bbm Am

Will he like it better than he’s little wheel

Bbm Am

Careful now, he’s right beside me

Bbm C

One more inch and he’s inside me

Dm Fm Dm Fm Dm Fm Dm Fm

Goooooooooooooo Gerbil, goooooo

Dm Fm Dm Fm

Burrow harder, burrow deeper

Dm Fm Dm Fm

Be my little chimney sweeper

Dm Fm Dm Fm

One thing I forgot about

C (off)

How am I supposed to get

A G D C

you out?

A G D C

A G D C

So now my gerbil’s on easy street

A G D C

It’s warm and cosy and there’s plenty to eat

A G D C

The situation is beyond my control

A G D C

Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

Bbm Am

I try crow-bars, I try wires

Bbm Am

I almost had him with a pair of pliers

Bbm Am

I try cheese but he’s not biting

Bbm C

I wish this wasn’t so exciting

Dm Fm Dm Fm Dm Fm Dm Fm

Goooooooooooooo Gerbil, goooerughargheughae

Dm Fm Dm Fm

Jesus I am such a sucker

Dm Fm Dm Fm

Please get out you furry ***er

Dm Fm Dm Fm

I think I am getting ill

C (off)

Suddenly he’s very

A G D C

very still (oh no)

A G D C

A G D C

Now it’s too late, my gerbil died

A G D C

I guess I have committed Gerbicide

A G D C

Here’s some advice, it’s very clear cut

A G D

If you love your gerbil....

A G D

Don’t stick him up your buuuuuuutt

C A G D

Don’t stick him up your buuuuut

C A G D C

Little furry gerbil in your bootyhole

(freestyle on A G D C)

and then end on A

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