Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies lyrics

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,

u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",

and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,

and i lie wondering just what i should i do...

i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,

i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,

when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,

as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...