Stephen Lynch - Dr Stephen lyrics

I'm a rich and famous doctor

I always thought I'd be

An expert in the field of

Gynecology

Next on my agenda:

Checking your pudenda

Let me see what I can find

If you get your nerve up

Slip inside the stirrups

Single thought will cross my mind:

I love putting women's minds at rest

I love pushing myself to be the best

Dr. Stephen's in

I've got magic fingers

The doctor of the year

There's not a lip that I can't read

A pap that I can't smear

When your legs are open

I begin the gropin'

But I fear I must be blunt

I would just as soon not

Go near your balloon knot

Think that I'll stick to your...front