Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Craig Christ guitar tab

Craig Christ

Stephen Lynch

Unreleased

This Song Rocks!! I couldn't find it tabbed anywere, so I watched it on Stephen's

new DVD Live at the El Rey and I tabbed it myself.

Behold Stephen Lynch's first but hopefully not last song featuring Power Chords.

-Jeff Fardink

Chords:

EADGBe

Epow-...022xxx

Eaug-...032xxx

B7-.....0212xx

E-......022100

C9-.....320010

Am-.....002210

Intro:

Epow-Eaug x4

Epow-Eaug

Everyone knows Jesus

Epow-Eaug

The guy who healed the lame

Epow-Eaug

Well I am Jesus' brother

B7

Craig is my name

Epow-Eaug

Jesus is the prince of peace

Epow-Eaug

Jesus is the lamb

Epow-Eaug

Jesus is the son of god

B7

But Craig don't give a damn

E-C9

Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night

E-C9

I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light

E-C9

I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20

E-C9

But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow

E-C9

I'm fuckin' Craig

E-C9

I'm fuckin' Craig

E-C9

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

Epow-Eaug

Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug x4

Epow-Eaug

I hang out with Leppers

Epow-Eaug

Barabas and Sodomay

Epow-Eaug

Jesus' friends are called apostles

B7

Those dudes are totally gay

Epow-Eaug

Jesus performs miracles

Epow-Eaug

From Galilee to Rome

Epow-Eaug

But it would be a miracle

B7

If he brought a fuckin' lady home

E-C9

Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'

E-C9

Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'

E-C9

I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,

E-C9

But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn

E-C9

I'm fuckin' Craig

E-C9

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

E-C9

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

Epow-Eaug

Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug x1

Am

Jesus was our mother's fave

E

All her love to him she gave

Am

But theres no sibling rivalry

B7

When hes nailed to that tree

E-C9

And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do

E-C9

But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through

E-C9

And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how

E-C9

who and why and when and where is my messiah now

E-C9

Its fuckin' Craig

E-C9

Its fuckin' Craig

E-C9

Fuckin' Craig

E-C9

Fuckin' Craig

Epow-Eaug

Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug

Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug

Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug

I'm fuckin Craig

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