Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Beelz lyrics

Beelz - Stephen Lynch

(Intro)

I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.

(Song)

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here

To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear

I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high

I go by many names by there is one you can't deny

My name is Satan, hi everybody!

Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself

My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn

My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn

I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,

little devil eyes to help a little devil see

little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski

I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz

I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals

Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel

Try to wash off that baby seal smell

And then I'll make a toast to me

Hey, here's to my hell..

Th My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son

And now he makes his living as a singing comedian

I'm in every Zeppelin album

I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants

I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.

I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle

And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle

I'm Satan.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal

That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia

Ok, it's like Oh my God!

Six, Six, Six!

(outro)

Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.

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