Spongebob Squarepants - Ripped Pants (Ripped Pants) lyrics

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

but I went and blew it all sky high.

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,

Spongebob turned into a clown,

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so much worse.

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget.

So listen and you won't regret.

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his paaaaaaants.