Special Ed - Monster Jam lyrics

Monster jam

This is a monster jam

[ VERSE 1 ]

This is a monster jam

I'm a vet, yet I never been in Vietnam

But come to think of who I am

It's not amazing that you're praising all the lyrics I flam

When I'm bustin a discussion to the percussion

I leave it to the Flatbush Crew to do the rushin

Cause I'm kinda laid back, MC's please stay back

If you try to riff, you'll be stiff on the way back

Home, inside a box with bottles and rocks

I know the time, you know why? because I got nuff clocks

In my house, always like to know the time of the day

Take a shower every hour to be sure that I stay

Fresh and never less, because I don't like germs

On the mic I like to psyche by usin phrases and terms

That only I could begin to comprehend

And understand how I use and choose the lyrics that blend

Monster Jam

This is a monster jam

[ VERSE 2 ]

I got the dope hype--type style

Try to bite, we might fight and you will not smile

Cause I'ma damage and ravage, you are a savage

I'ma choke your mediocre, novice, average

Ass into a pulp, then I'ma gulp ya up

>From out a cup and leave you without a hope

I'm only dope, yo, I'm just provokin your brain

I like to tease, I like to skeeze, I got a brother named Wayne

And I'm a Taurus, I brush my teeth and also use ???

I'm a king, I like to sing, I got a choir and a chorus

I was born on the 16th of May

You do not have to know the year, just be concerned you hear the day

So you can bring me my crown and then king me

Rejoice to the choice voice, then sing me

A song, make it long, so that I can hear

The praise for days and days and days to the next year

[ VERSE 3 ]

I'm a special professional, my kind is ???

The rhymes are so precise just to the fraction of a decimal

Rhyme, so sensational, I'm very educational

This is a presentation, I guess it's presentational

Yo, I'm Special Ed, I get the bread, I get the cash

Don't steal, I make it, try to take it, get bashed

I am protective and selective when I choose my rhymes

Unlike the other MC's I make g's, not dimes

I got a rhyme to keep you rockin all the time

Like I said I'm Special Ed, if you don't like it - the heck

Cause I'm a slow pace, never race, never smoke the crack base

>From the pipe or the wooler, not a fool, much cooler

Not dunce, smoked once, never ever choked once

Look good, dress fly, love ??? apple pie