Soul Coughing - Houston lyrics

I met a girl on roller skates

Ahe had a spare bag,

she had lost some weight

Where I used to work,

she was a waitress

She proposed a trade,

it was generous

She's gone to Houston,

feel like I'm floating in a warm sea

And if she finds out when she comes back,

I know that she wil leave me

Oh I heard a sign, it was a dull crack

It was a clock hand,

It was snapping back

Oh it wasn't her's,

it was the dope's kiss

I'll take the blame upon my shoulder,

I just love to feel like this

Roller Boogie, motherfucker