Something Corporate - If You C Jordan lyrics

I have a story

A bitter anthem

For everyone to hear

About this kid who just don't like me

And that's a solid fact

They say he's hunting me

And as you see I'm all swelled up with fear,

'Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan (If you see Jordan)

He makes me sick (He makes me sick)

High school's over (High school's over)

And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach

And man, I think that's great

Did you make it in time to masturbate?

There's one too many of you in this world.

If you see Jordan (If you see Jordan)

He makes me sick (He makes me sick)

High school's over (High school's over)

And you still won't quit

You say its chivalry

Well its jealousy that led us to this song

Won't play it often

Just at least until you're gone

You'll stop at nothing but the real thing

And everything up to that's pretend

You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan (If you see Jordan)

He makes me sick (He makes me sick)

High school's over (High school's over)

And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan (Fuck you Jordan)

You make me sick (You make me sick)

High school's over (High school's over)

I don't care if you dye your hair

You'll always be a little redhead bitch