Smiths - Stretch Out & Wait lyrics

I'm the only gay Eskimo

I'm the only one I know

I'm the only gay Eskimo

In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka

But all want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay Eskimo

In my tribe

Well me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk

We both like blubber

But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay Eskimo

In my tribe

I make a wish on the Northern Lights

That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

I'm the only gay Eskimo

In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...

*seal sounds*

These cold winter nights

Are taking their toll

I even get excited when I see the North Pole

See the North Pole...

I'm the only gay Eskimo

Only gay Eskimo

I'm the only one I know

The only one I know-oh-oh-oh

I'm the only gay Eskimo

In my tribe.