Sloppy Seconds - Why Don't Lesbians Love Me? lyrics

I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians love me?

I want lesbians, each and every one

So why don't lesbians want me?

It turns me on the way

They all wear sexy lingerie

And string bikinis everywhere they go

But they don't let me watch

As they explore each other's crotch

The way they do on video

Oh, I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians love me?

And I want lesbians, each and every one

So why don't lesbians want me?

It's strange that anyone

Would wonder why a lesbian

Will always be a great athlete

There ain't no mystery

At least as far as I can see

'Cause what they are is what they eat

Yeah, I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians love me?

Some of them are vampires

And some of them teach gym

Some are topless dancers

But all of them are slim

Some are into leather

And some write poetry

They make love together

Just to fuel my fantasy

'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone

So why don't lesbians

Why don't lesbians

Why don't lesbians love me?

Why don't lesbians love me?

Why don't lesbians love me?