Sloppy Seconds - If I Had A Woman lyrics

She's got the personality of Darth Vader

And the mentality of a sixth grader

I better get her now, while I still hate her

The way I hated you

While she still just a hole to crawl into

And I've still got my pride

But if I had a woman

If I had a woman that I could abuse

If I had a woman that I could cruel to

Wish I had a woman that I could refuse

And then I guess that I'd be satisfied

Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?

And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg?

I better get her now before I have to beg

The way I did before

While I'll still take any port in a storm

And I've still got my pride

But if I had a woman

If I had a woman that I could annoy

If I had a woman to take all the lashes

I wish I had a woman that I could destroy

'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied

Oh God, somebody send me a woman

'Cause I need a woman that I can despise

I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb

I need a woman to listen to lies

And then I guess that I'll be satisfied

Satisfied

Then I guess that I'll be satisfied