Slipknot - Before I Masterbate lyrics

Yes!

Sitting down - inside a trailer where i live

Pants pulled down - bizarre but right at home

Claustrophobic - My house is too damn small

Homosexual - I think I am

It's smeared across my mouse and sticky like glue

I like to wrear strap-ons while in bed with you

Catch me up on my slow internet connection

I don't have all damn day,

So hurry the hell up and download so i can whack away

Free, the porn is

Throw the credit charge

Hold your penis

MASTERBATE!

I am a sperm cell before I am a man

I was a sperm cell before I could stand

I will download pron before I masterbate..

Before I look at porn!(x2)

I'm ripped across the ditch and settled in the dirt

I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt

Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions

I've got no right to win

I'm just caught up in all the pornography

Locked in shackles

Pushed inside

Hold your orgasm

I WANT TO BE FUCKED!

I am a sperm cell before I am a man

I was a sperm cell before I could stand

I will download pron before I masterbate..

Before I look at porn!(x2)

My end, it justifies my means

All I ever do is masterbate

My every attempt to get laid

The end of the road and my end

It justifies my means

All I ever do is masterbate

My every attempt to get laid

THE END OF THE WORLD!

I am a sperm cell before I am a man

I was a sperm cell before I could stand

I will download pron before I masterbate..

Before I look at porn!(x2)

FUCK ME! (7)