Slightly Stoopid - Couldn'T Get High lyrics

I've got

New sunglasses

And i've got

Backstage passes

For y'all

Girls with fine asses

Yeah oh yeah

Sunshine, girlies and money

What it takes to get me on a roll

Some call me mr. soul

I went to this party

The other night

Said i want to feel

What my brain had felt like

I grabbed my bottle

And i start drinkin' wine

I thought pretty soon

That i would be

Feelin' fine

But no i couldn't get high

Oh no

And then I couldn't get high

Oh no

And then i

Dont know why

Threw down the bottle

And then i whipped out my pipe

Stuffed it full of goodies

And then i gave that shit a light

I huffed and i puffed

Good lord i

Smoked and i choked

I smoking for so long

Until my heart was nearly broke

Because i couldn't get high

Oh no

And then i

Couldn't get high

Oh no

And then i

Try i tried

I threw down the pipe

Just as pissed as i could be

Gobbled down a mound of some

Lsd

I waited and i waited

For my body to zing

I waited i waited

But not a fucking thing

Because i couldn't get high

Oh no

And then i

Couldn't get high

Oh no

Lord i

Dont know why