Slashs Snakepit - Just Like Anything lyrics

Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed

Fell in love with a church choir tramp

Found out she was a drag queen

Crown him the Hollywood kid

Spent his time in another man's bed

Does anybody care

He said-he said

Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive, about sixteen thousand feet

I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street

Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly

They found him dead

Was anybody there

He said-he said

Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares

Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs

But be ready to rumble

Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevardnight

Get ready for problems, get ready for pain

If you wanna play the L.A. game

Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair

Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square

Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame

Not a lick of talent, paid dues, got fucked by John Wayne

Crown her the Hollywood queen, she gives head in every scene

Did anybody stare

She said-she said

Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares

Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs

But be ready to rumble

Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevardnight

Get ready for problems, get ready for pain

If you wanna play the L.A. game

Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair

Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square