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Skumdum - A Big Disgrace lyrics

I'm gonna tell you the story of a girl

That I met one night

I was down at the pub with my friends

When this beast came at me

She started rubbing her groin against my leg

And put her hands on my ---- (damn!)

She whispered dirty words in my ear

And said “are you ready to rock?”

I remember thinking

- who let you escape from the zoo?

Chorus: Cause you're a big disgrace

To the whole female gender

And I think you're the opposite

Of soft, sweet and tender

You're a big disgrace

To the whole human race

And I know there are monkeys

More civilized than you (mmhm)

I was down at the pub with my friends

A couple of weeks later

When this girl came at me again

Looking more drunk than ever

She started speaking with a breath so bad

I had to turn away from her

Instead of getting my obvious hint

She came even closer

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