Screeching Weasel - Suzanne Is Getting Married lyrics

Suzanne is getting married off in June

it'll be a perfect day Yohannan and Jon von can duke it out for the right

to give her away the bridegroom is a charming bloke from Scotland he wants

to be a citizen but his friends are telling him he's buying into the

patriarchal system I never really though of Jawbreaker as the perfect

wedding band let's just hope that Martin Sprouse does not get pissed and

break his other hand will Odell catch the poison ivy bouquet say it's not

big enough and throw it away? will the honeymoon at Gilman Street and

watch a zillion crummy bands? will pots and pans be flying in two weeks

and who has to take out the trash? I know that they're in love who

who'll take off the gloves first and punch the other in the nose? and

what I'm wondering dude is if the marriage was approved by Maximum RocknRoll