Screeching Weasel - Supermarket Fantasy lyrics

My shopping cart ran in to hers

Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away

And after just a little while

I went in to the canned goods aisle

And there she was just standing there smiling

I was hoping she'd look at me

But she was checking out the lima beans

And artichoke, my heart was broken in pieces

By my supermarket fantasy

I didn't want to seem obsessed

I checked Farina off my list

But I couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lips

I saw her start to walk my way

Thought that everything would be ok

Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display

I hurried to the checkout line

Wishing I could push back time

I looked around and she was right behind me

My supermarket fantasy

I wanna clip your coupons girl

I wanna squeeze your charmin too

I wanna be your grocery bagger forever

And we'll go shopping every night

Up and down the empty aisles

And I'll always make sure your melons are ripe

But I can't get up the nerve

I can have the best buys in the world

But I'll never share a shhopping cart with her

My supermarket fantasy