Screeching Weasel - Psychiatrist lyrics

Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy

The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside

They all hate eachother but nobody knows why

So they go to the shrink he says, "You're very nice people

but Johnny causes problems and negative feelings, he really needs help."

and then mommy starts crying.

"But if you give me your checkbook we can hospitalize him."

CH: Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell

The ritulin pills are gonna make you well

6 weeks of bliss, your emotional fix

Then give daddy the bill for the therapy swill

Your doc is your drug he's got your medication

He gets through to you better when you're under sedation

Something from your past that he won't let relax

You wish you were dead but he makes your time last

So you sit in the day room and watch a TV

You're never alone, under close scrutiny

Don't cause any problems, you'll end up on your back

Chock full of thorazine and trapped like a rat