Screeching Weasel - Mad At The Paper Boy lyrics

Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp

Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun

Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt

Mad at the paper boy (x4)

Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused

Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news

He threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass

Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass

OI! ARGH! HIT THE DECK