Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus lyrics

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes

if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty

room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless

her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't

believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to

conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain

that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and

swiftly passed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial

insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't

ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but

she cannot pay the giant doctor bills