Screeching Weasel

Screeching Weasel - Jeannies Got A Problem guitar tab

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From: OpenFace@aol.com

Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 22:14:11 -0500

Subject: CRD: "Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus," Screeching Weasel

"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"

performed by Screeching Weasel

written by Ben Weasel

(C) 1992 No Budget Productions

(P) 1992 Lookout! Records

from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)

transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)

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["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:

A D A E

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries

A D E

She's got trouble with her tubes

A D A E

If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find

A D E

A completely empty room

[Chorus]:

A G

Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

D

Her uterus is useless

A G

Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

D

Her uterus is useless

[Verse]:

Her physician injected fluids in her private parts

But she just won't believe

That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble

Will cause her to conceive

[Repeat Chorus]

A D E A D E

Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating

A D E A E D

Jeannie isn't ovulating now

A E

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare

G D A

To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year

E

Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

G D A

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

E G A(12th)

Artificial insemination can't

E G A(12th)

Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:

Jeannie isn't ovulating even though

She took all the proper pills

Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay

The gigantic doctor bills

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

Lead

E-----------------------------------------------------------

B-----------------------------------------------------------

G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--

...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

E-------------------------------------------

B-------------------------------------------

G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

E----------------------------------------------------

B----------10-------------10-------------------------

G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--

Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

E------------------------------------------------------------------|

B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|

G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|

D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|

Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!

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