Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be A Homosexual (Original 1989 Version) lyrics

The way you look at me

The way I look at you the same

Jerking off to Penthouse

I'm completely fucking through and through

A bedroom full of lies

Masterbating, masterbating, mastering geek

Masterbating geek, masterbating geek

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual

I'm gonna be...

Shock the middle class

Take it up your punk rock ass!

Quit the music trade

I think I wanna be a fucking faggot

I'm not fucked up

I'll be fucked up

Am I fucked up yet?

I'm not fucked up yet

I'm not fucked up yet

No fucking way!

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual

I'm wanna be...

Call me a faggot

Call me a butt loving, fudge-packing queer

I don't care

It's the straight in straight-edge

That make's me want to drink a beer

And be a faggot, call me a homo

The way you look at me

The way I look at you the same

Quit the music trade

I think I wanna be a faggot

I'm not fucked up

I'm not fucked up

I'm not fucked up yet

No I'm not fucked up yet

I'm not fucked up yet

No fucking way!

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I'm gonna be, gonna be a homosexual

I'm wanna be...