Screeching Weasel - I Can't Stand Myself lyrics

I'm immature - I talk a lot

I'm a lying, cheating little snot

I smell bad - I don't comb my hair

I steal from work - I don't fight fair

Girls are repulsed by the sight of me

I slouch and I don't brush my teeth

Don't have a job - don't go to school

And worst of all - I think I'm cool

I can't stand myself