Screeching Weasel - Handcuffed To You lyrics

it's been so long since that magic trick

went wrong

and chained me to you and

i wanna get out

please find the key cause i really gotta pee

and i'm sick of having to hold it

i'm tired of trying to write with

my left hand

and i'm tired of getting whiffs of

your bad breath

and i'm tired of being this close to you

when you've got pms

but you know it's okay handcuffed to you

it's always the same this could be

our big getaway

but we're going nowhere at all

and you know

it's not all that bad sometimes it's kind of

fun in fact

so let's make the best of it and

ask your mom to send a hacksaw in a cake

pretty soon we'll get the chance to

make our break

and we'll smile and say goodbye

and then we'll go our separate ways

but for now it's okay handcuffed to you

it's alright 'cause i'm handcuffed to you