Sawyer Brown - 800 Pound Jesus guitar chord

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I saw a garage sale Pulled up in the yard

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Found a statue of Jesus That was 8 feet tall

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He held out his arms And he seemed all alone

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So I loaded him up And I drove him home

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Out by my driveway He looks down the street

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Long hair and sandals Made of rebar and concrete

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I painted him white With a long purple robe

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He's the rock of ages On a gravel road

Chorus:

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He's an 800 pound Jesus Standing taller then a tree

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He's and 800 pound Jesus A bigger man then you or me

I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world

Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl

I felt suicidal With no real friend

So I walked outside With a rope in my hand

Out by the statue There's a big oak tree

So I hopped on that statue And counted to three

I had every intention of buying the farm

But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms

I wanted to return the favor to him

Cause I never had a more solid friend

So I planted some flowers all around his feet

And I bought him a flock of ceramic sheep