Sandler Adam - Medium Pace guitar tab

this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...

C

Put your arms around me babe,

G

Can't you see I need you so?

   F

Hold me close against your skin,

       G*

'Cause I'm about to begin

C   Csus4 C

Lovin' you.

  C

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

           G

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.

      F

Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.

     G*       C          Csus4 C

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

    C

You see that shampoo bottle?  Now, stick it up my ass.

G

Push it in and out at a medium pace.

F

Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.

    G*   C     Am

Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

F   G C      Em Am

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.

G F

Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people

    G

you work with.

    C

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.

       G

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.

    F

Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.

    G*      C

Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

    C

I feel so humiliated.  I'm about to blow my load.

      G

You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.

F G

Then you look into my eyes, then you realize

C             G Am Em

How much I enjoy loving you.  oh.

F

I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.

G   C Am G C

Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.