Salad - One in The Bag lyrics

There's one in the bag

For the laughing hag

There's one in the bag

For the fool on the hill

And one in the bag for you

There's one in the bag for you

There's one in the school

For the laughing moose

And one in the leg for you

Yeah there's one in the head

For the laughing moose

And everyone's herring fool

Mary's vineyard of toys

Will open my eyes to her joys

As I walk down her path

Her eyes beckon me to her bath

Oh, oh, I am in love with her

But there's one in the bag

For the laughing hag