Salad - Down at Monty’s lyrics

The biggest laugh to be had in town

Is down at monty's

The paint is drying on the skirting board

The place is empty

I use the submarine ashtray

So it feels wanted

Nicotine stains will once again

Coat walls at monty's

But what is this apologetic fanfare?

I hope there's life after death

Backstage at the aftermath

The manager's pat

In two years from now

Who knows where you're at

The jokes are hanging saliva

Off his spent mouth

His lines on public lips

North west and east and south

The biggest laugh to be had in town

Was down at monty's

The paint's dried and it's curling up

The joint lies empty