Rusty Zippers - Cream Cheese guitar tab

Cream Cheese

by the Rusty Zippers

live from Columbia, MO

World Domination Tour 2001

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I am not a cat

and I am not that fat

but I'm OK with that

cause i don't

eat cream cheese

CHORUS

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cream cheese, cream cheese, is the devil that steals your soul

cream cheese, cream cheese, just like tv.

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I'm not really sure

if i want a caricature

because in my opinion that would be

a therapeutic misadventure

CHORUS

VERSE

Joe took all our knives

while we were eating chives

he better have nine lives

or he'll have

a therapeutic misadventure

BRIDGE

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He took our guns, he took our knives, he even took our money