Rumpelstiltskin Grinder - The Day Merman Met Todd The Harpoon Wilson lyrics

When you hear the Merman swampin around,

Look away, hold your ears, try block out the sound

Then you smell the sludge, see a life-less shell

Close your eyes, look away, you better get up and...

See all the horrors of your life

When you play your game of hit and run

Only the strongest will survive

Then the snake strikes in your garden of eden

The waves crash his hands become clenched

To the harpoon tainted with poseidon's stench

The disintegrating deck teeters away

As if it knows foul things are at play

You wanna see our world? Try to play our game?

Knowing that your life is rotting away

Call on anyone, even call collect

Figure out quick what you wanna do next

You breathe the smoke into your lungs now

To see what lies behind the angels light

(Fright comes a rappin', tappin' at your door)

See all the horrors of your life

When you play your game of hit and run

Only the strongest will survive

Then the snake strikes in your garden of eden

You slice, he stabs, you take a bite, take his life, take this life

He pulls, you grab, he tears away, take this life, take his life

An epic battle begins...