Roy Clark - Then She's a Lover lyrics

She comes in about six o'clock

Tripping over toys and picking up socks

And you think her day

Had been a ton of trouble

She's been doing important things

With trading stamps and turnip greens

And have I noticed how

The price of soap has doubled

She's as normal as she can be

She never misses Jeopardy

And I think that she'd elope

With Dick Van Dyke

And when the kids have all been fed

And when I lay me down to bed

She gives me my time of the night

Then she's a lover

She comes to my side

Right around midnight

After her day's been so confused

That's why I love her

And that's why I do right

And if there's a reason

God gave me a feeling

Baby, it's you

She hates tangerines, she loves the ring

Volunteers me for everything

And the bank has never

Been right in her life

She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap

She's taught me words like overdraft

The only numbers she remembers

Is her shoe size

She had words with the guy next door

And almost started a neighborhood war

'Cause he said something smart

To our son, Bob

And therefore, I had to invite him in

To apologize and convince him

She really didn't think he was

A big, fat slob

She's as normal as she can be

She never misses Jeopardy

And I think that she'd elope

With Dick Van Dyke

But when the kids have all been fed

And when I lay me down to bed

She gives me my time of the night

Then she's a lover

She comes to my side

Right around midnight

After her day's been so confused

That's why I love her

And that's why I do right

And if there's a reason

God gave me a feeling

Baby, it's you

Then she's a lover

She comes to my side...