Rookie, El - Piece Of Me lyrics

Come on out here, Rhonda

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade

She worked the night shift

Dishwater blonde, tall and fine

She made a lot of tips, oh yessir

Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room

Fightin' with lover's past

I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine

Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah

I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza"

Dorothy laughed

She said - "Sound like a real man 2 me, now

U're kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?"

Do U wanna, bath?

And, I said - "Cool, I'm leavin' my pants on

Kinda goin' with someone"

"Sound like a real man 2 me

Mind if I turn on the radio?" G!

"Ah, my favorite song," she said

And it was Joni singing, ("Help me, I think I'm falling")

The phone rang and she said

"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U"

Dorothy Parker was cool

Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker {x2}

{audience repeats till end}