Romanovsky & Phillips - Womb Envy lyrics

When I was a youngster

Playing house was all the rage

And I always played the mommy

And they all thought it was just a stage

But as I grew older

Still I wished to be a lady

Not so I could have a man

But so I could have a baby!

Chorus:

Womb envy

I know it's kinda strange

Womb envy

But please let me explain

Womb envy

I know it's kinda crazy

I got womb envy

I wanna have a baby

Now I like my equpiment

I wouldn't trade it for the world

But I might trade it for nine months

If I could only be a girl

I don't wanna wear a dress

Or be somebody's wife

I just wanna have a chance

To feel the miracle of life!

(Chorus)

I'd do it naturally

No Playtex formulas for me

I'd study LaMaze and read Dr. Spock

If I could just be blessed with pregnancy

Well maybe someday science

Will make it a reality

If it's been done in test tubes

Then why not inside of me?

I'm every bit as loving

And gentle as can be

Lord, give me a chance to prove

My maternity!

(Chorus)