Romanovsky & Phillips - Give Me A Homosexual lyrics

(For all the straight men who think that every gay man is out to

Seduce them, and for those gay men who indeed are.)

With so many gay men and so little time

It never has been an obsession of mine

To try and pursue heterosexual men

The ones who are real or the ones who pretend

That kind of facade's not attractive to me

I like my lovers as queer as can be

Give me a homosexual

Who loves in a homoemotional way

I like a man of acceptance

Give me a guy who is glad to be gay

Now to some of my peers it's the ultimate thrill

Seducing a straight man by bending his will

But I am a man who loves men who love men

And that is of course what I most recommend

While I'm sure there are men who just need some unstraightening

I haven't the patience to be educating

Give me a homosexual

One who's perfected his oral technique

I like a man who's had practice

Give me a guy who is fluent in Greek

And I don't understand all those classified ads

Filled with desires that I've never had

"Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please..."

How straight do they look when they're down on their knees?

It's a taste that I've never been able to savor

This preoccupation with sexist behavior

And people will ask us "Which one's the girl?"

'Cause they limit themselves to those roles in their world

But we don't have any such models to clone

We're perfectly free to develop our own

Give me a homosexual

I don't want a husband and I don't want a wife

I like a man who's my equal

Someone who's made it the style of his life

Give me a homosexual

Who loves in a homoemotional way

I like a man of acceptance

Give me a guy who is glad to be gay