Roger Alan Wade - My Baby Loves Malt Liquor guitar chord

My Baby Loves Malt Liquor

written by Roger Alan Wade and Dennis Knutson

from the album "All Likkered Up"

tabbed 9/25/05

CHORUS:

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My baby she loves malt liquor

D

Loves to wash it down with a figthin' cock kicker

A E

Just layin' on that big ass clickin' that clicker Lord

A

My baby she loves malt liquor

A

Yeah her ex-old man was a guitar picker

D

Then Lord he likely blew his ticker

A E

He couldn't keep the fridge full of Colt 45

A

When the booze ran out she sent him packin'

D

Went lookin' for a man with corporate backin'

A E A

Fat lips smackin' underneath that big beehive

A

Yeah she got a pocket book full of cigarettes and Snickers

D

She got room on her rump for a big bumper sticker

A E

I'm just glad if it don't say "honk if I'm ugly and fat"

A

'Cause If I had a horn I'd have to blow it

D

And she'd say "kiss my ass" and then she'd show it

A E A

And I rather go blind than look at somethin' like that

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My baby she loves malt liquor

D

Loves to wash it down with a fightin' cock kicker

A E

Just layin' on her drunk ass clickin' that clicker Lord

A

My baby she loves malt liquor

A

Yeah it's been 3 weeks since she changed them knickers

D

And all she wants to do is drink and bicker

A E

Hell I'd hose her down and she'd just brush her tooth

A

She loves bon-bons, ding-dongs, birthday cakes

D

A wig-wearin' walkin-talkin' big earthquake

A E A

Ah she ran off she was gnawin' on a Baby Ruth

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My baby she loves malt liquor

D

Loves to wash it down with a fightin' cock kicker

A E

Just layin' on her drunk ass clickin' that clicker Lord

A

My baby she loves malt liquor

E A

Yeah well my baby she loves malt liquor